MADCAP Monday: Bella Swan - Kidnapper

Hey folks,

It's Alluring A and it's time for another MADCAP Monday. Today it's "Bella Swan: Kidnapper" by Kambria Rain. Ever wondered how awkward it would be to kidnap someone's children? Look no further. This hilarious story will allow you to follow Bella as she and her son Leonardo (named after Mutant Ninja Turtles) help rescue Edward Cullen's kid from evil ladies in the from of girlfriends and nannies.

Soon Bella and Edward are forming a bond that has to handle pranks, crazy sisters, unknown fathers, birthdays, peewee football, and tackling moms. It'll get you wanting to kidnap someone's kid and calling their cell to leave a message saying: "Um. Hi. My name is Bella Swan. I don't really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me."

"Um Ethan," I started, not having a clue what to do. This was new territory. I had never kidnapped a child before. "Could you tell me who your parents are? I should probably contact them." That seemed like a wise thing to do.

"Our Dad's name is Edward Cullen," he answered.

Edward Cullen. Not ringing any bells. Of course Leo and I had only lived here a week, but it was one of those small ritzy towns where everybody knew everybody's business. Boy was I off to a good start.

"Do you know his phone number?" Ethan called out some numbers, and I quickly punched them into my cell. This was going to be interesting.

After a few rings, I got his voice mail. "Um. Hi. My name is Bella Swan. I don't really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me." I smacked my forehead.

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"I appreciate you helping my children," Edward said begrudgingly, "But you could have let me know. Ethan has my number. There's no excuse."

"Check your voice mail, genius," I snapped back. I saved his kids from the she-devil, albeit I also kidnapped them, but I really wasn't the bad guy here.

I swear steam came out of his ears, but I didn't care. I pushed past him and marched inside, "Leo!" He came tearing around the corner. "It's time to go."

"Yes Mom," he pouted and headed for the car with me close behind him.

Ethan came running out after us. "Bella? Where are you going?"

Shit. "Honey, I've got to get home." That was when I realized Sophie was still on my hip. "Oh." I set her down. Now they were both looking up at me with sad faces. Double shit. "Look. Here's my phone number. I would kidnap you again, but there's a huge cop outside that might arrest me. You guys be good and I'll see you later."

I made a quick getaway, passing the huddle of arguing adults and jumping in my truck. Leo was already strapped in and grinning. "That was so cool, Mom! Can we kidnap them again tomorrow?"

Just the fact along that the Ninja Turtles are referenced makes this story awesome, I mean who doesn't want a dog name Shredder! And what about the ball pit in the basement... I feel gypped by just having only a tire swing. Heck I would of just settled for the tree house. I was in love this this story from the first chapter and you will be too!

Also I am seriously in love with all the pranks they pull. I won't tell you what they are cause that would seriously ruin this great story. But trust me when I say it will have you trying to pull them as well. I could go on and on about how great this story is it, but you could just go read it for yourself. It's a quick comedy that you can read anytime the mood strikes!


Hope you enjoy it! And please leave Kambria Rain some major love. Till next week folks. Make sure to check in tomorrow for Tea-Time Tuesday with Mischievous M!