Tea Time Tuesday Presents:
Hey there, lovelies,
Mischievous M here for another (and a little late) Tea Time Tuesday for y'all. Instead of a one-shot, or a story, I decided to bring a two-chaptered story to light. This little piece here is a mix of fluff, which we all love, and humor. It should come as no surprise that it's a touch of Edward and Bella but just like last Tuesday, it comes from a little different point of view. In this case it's our teddy bear Emmett and empathic Jasper, where we get a chance to see them be brothers to Bella. Not to mention we get to see some laugh-worthy lines from them.
We start off with the reception after Edward and Bella's wedding with a nice little introduction that only Emmett can pull off. Of course. If y'all like to read from a different view, but still include our dear ol' couple, then this is for you.
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I could see them all holding their breaths as I stepped up to bat. He had overlooked this in his plan to make both Jasper and I his best men. Now he was going to suffer. Bella's family, and the few humans from the hospital Carlisle invited grabbed food, and were settled down at their tables.
"And now we'll have the best mans speech." Alice announced, she was the Emcee. "Emmett?"
I grinned, and went to the podium, drawing all eyes to the front. I looked at the mic, and tried to get level with it, but it was set to Alice's height, so it was almost impossible. I finally brought it up to my height, while the crowd laughed, and Alice shot daggers at me with her eyes.
"Well, they're married. Chief Swan, you can put your gun away." I waited until the laughter died down to speak again. "Okay, so I'm supposed to tell you something about how Bella and Edward came to be together, or at least that's what Alice is threatening me to do..." 1...2...3. Count to three so the laughter can die out. "I can't tell you the whole story, but I can tell you the basics. Bella came to Fork's in the middle of the school year, so she unfortunately had to sit to Edward in class. Now, Edward, you see, hadn't drank his apple juice like a good little boy at lunch, so he wanted to bite her head off." All of the Cullen's, and Bella laughed. "Of course it didn't help that Bella stabbed him with a pencil-"
"I knew it!" Mike Newton cried.
Why did we invite him? Edward laughed, and I continued. "Anyways! Thing's were going as good as they could've. Edward turned from a grouchy, miserable, unfriendly, pariah, vampire, into a walking ball of untanned sunshine." I did jazz hands, while Edward glared. "Of course, they were hit by a walloping case of bad luck which was brought on by Bella falling down a couple flights of stairs, and out a window. Who new that someone could be that clumsy!" I shook my head in mock horror. "Bella, and Edward have made it through all odds, and in the end, they'll come out stronger than ever. I mean look at her! She's good enough to eat." I winked, and she blushed. "And Edward isn't that bad himself. He's always been a loner in the family. No soul to go with his. He had a shot at Rosie, and looked the other way. And now we know he was waiting for Bella. The Bonnie to his Clyde, the Juliet to his Romeo, the Buffy to his Spike... except Buffy was a lot more coordinated." No one in Bella's family noticed that I hadn't denied that Edward was a vampire.
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I found this a while back and my first reaction to it were tears because, well, just look at that. Definite fluff there, plus add that tiny bit of brotherly love and I'm sucked in. I loved it, especially hearing another Cullen's thoughts on the matter. I love me some Cullens. Anyway, moving on. I think this is a great read if you need some cheering up or have some time to spare.
Now, don't forget to leave LemonySnickersBars some love. Tune in later for Wicked Wednesday with Scandalous S. Later.
Love,
~*~ Mischievous M
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